Mafia Funeral Smalls – Premium Indoor – 31.06% THCa – Indica – (0.02% Δ9 THC)\
 
Buy Mafia Funeral Smalls THCa Flower now at Veteran Grown Hemp — premium indoor indica with knockout potency, bold flavor, and slow-cured quality shipped fresh to your door.
 
Dark. Heavy. Unforgettable.
As the name suggests, Mafia Funeral is no lightweight. Testing at 31.06% THCa, this indica-dominant strain hits hard with full-body sedation and deep relaxation. Packed into smalls for a more affordable option, it still delivers the same frosty bag appeal, flavor, and heavy effects as full-size buds.
 
🌿 Premium Indoor | High-Potency Indica | Smalls, Big Impact
The Strain That Brings the Silence
Veteran Grown Hemp presents Mafia Funeral Smalls, a strain designed for smokers who want powerful nighttime relief. Loud, gassy terps meet dark, earthy undertones for a smoke that’s as bold as it is
relaxing.
 
Strain Type
Indica
Mafia Funeral delivers a deep body high with euphoric mental calm, perfect for ending the day. Expect heavy sedation, couch-lock potential, and a tranquil buzz that shuts it all down.
 
Lineage & Breeding
From potent indica-dominant genetics, Mafia Funeral was bred for dense resin production, loud gas terps, and knockout strength.
 
Typical Effects
Immediate body melt with euphoric calm
Sedative, couch-locking potency
Long-lasting nighttime relief
Best for recovery, sleep, or stress shutdown
 
Flavor Profile
Nose: Loud diesel with earthy spice
Flavor: Gassy inhale with kushy, herbal notes
Aftertaste: Lingering dank earth and fuel
 
Terpene Analysis
Myrcene — sedative calm, body relief
Caryophyllene — spicy funk, anti-stress
Linalool — floral calm, sleep support
 
Together, these terps amplify Mafia Funeral’s knockout indica effects.
 
Bud Appearance
Compact “smalls” coated in frost, with dark green hues, purple flecks, and bright orange pistils wrapped in a thick blanket of trichomes.
 
Veteran Grown Hemp Quality Promise
Every jar of Mafia Funeral Smalls is:
✔ Indoor-grown with precision
✔ Third-party lab tested for safety & potency
✔ Packaged fresh, shipped fast
 
Last Tokes
At 31.06% THCa, Mafia Funeral Smalls is a hard-hitting indica built for smokers who want to shut it all down at the end of the day. Potent, gassy, and sedative — these buds bring serious weight to every session.
 
👉 Order Mafia Funeral Smalls today and experience indica power that commands respect.