Donny Burger Smalls – 32.49% THCa – (0.23% Δ9‑THC) Video Link
The best Donny Burger—THCa Smalls—Indica Strain—32.49% at veterangrownhemp.com delivers on amazing quality— great bud structure, properly aged terpene profile, and in-da-body effects. Then, we deliver on best-qualiuty customer service and fast shipping times.
Plus, this strain has an amazing story!
Indica Strain – THCa Smalls – 32.49%
Gassy. Heavy. Pure indica power. Donny Burger THCa Smalls pack everything you love about this legendary strain into a compact, budget-friendly format — loud aroma, high potency, and deep sedative effects. Testing at 32.49% THCa, this smalls batch delivers serious strength in every nug.
Strain Type: Knockout Indica
Donny Burger is a pure indica powerhouse designed for seasoned smokers and deep relaxation. Known for its heavy-handed body effects, it’s best saved for evenings, off-hours, or whenever you need to hit the brakes and melt into your surroundings.
Lineage & Breeding: GMO x Han-Solo Burger
A descendant of two ultra-potent cultivars — GMO (Garlic Cookies) and Han-Solo Burger — Donny Burger inherits a bold, funky terpene profile and a reputation for heavy sedation. This cut leans into the best of both parents: gassy garlic funk from GMO and diesel depth from Han-Solo Burger.
Effects: Full-Body Relaxation, Mental Fog, Couch-Lock
Expect fast-acting euphoria that settles into a calm, tranquil body buzz. Great for evening stress relief, insomnia, and physical decompression. Donny Burger is not ideal for productivity — this one’s built for unwinding and shutting it all down.
Flavor Profile: Diesel, Garlic, Funk
Pungent and savory on the inhale with a blast of garlic, onions, and sour gas. The exhale is earthy and skunky with lingering fuel notes. It’s loud, funky, and unmistakably GMO-dominant — just how indica connoisseurs like it.
Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene
- Caryophyllene – Offers peppery warmth and anti-inflammatory benefits
- Myrcene – Delivers muscle relaxation and sleepy-time sedation
- Limonene – Adds citrus lift to round out the funk
This combo hits hard and lasts long — perfect for end-of-day relief.
Bud Structure: Small Nugs, Big Impact
These THCa Smalls come from the same indoor-grown harvest as full-size Donny Burger buds. Expect tight, frosty clusters coated in trichomes with rich green hues and burnt orange hairs. Smalls are ideal for grinding, rolling, or packing bowls — same quality, better price.
What Are THCa Smalls?
THCa Smalls are the littler buds sorted from premium batches. They’re genetically identical to the main colas, with the same potency and terpene profiles — just more compact. At 32.49% THCa, these Donny Burger Smalls offer exceptional strength at a lower cost.
Farm Bill Compliant.
All Veteran Grown Hemp flower is cultivated with precision and purpose. We grow in controlled environments, cure slow, and trim by hand — ensuring maximum quality in every jar. Federally compliant under the 2018 Farm Bill — less than 0.3% Δ9 THC on a dry weight basis.
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Pungent, diesel-loaded indica-dominant smalls with funky garlic, skunk, and earthy gas flavor. Donny Burger hits hard with fast-acting body melt and heavy relaxation — ideal for nighttime use or serious chill sessions.
Nose: Diesel fuel, garlic skunk, earthy spice (gassy, funky)
Flavor: Sharp gas with garlicky funk and earthy finish (diesel, garlic, earthy)
Effects: Sedating, couch-lock, body-heavy — great for sleep or end-of-day use
- 32.49% THCa potency
- Indica-dominant hybrid
- Terpenes: Myrcene (earthy, sedative), Caryophyllene (spicy, calming), Humulene (herbal, relaxing)
- Flavor profile: gassy, savory, earthy
- Lab-tested and Farm Bill compliant